Family Hunger Genealogy

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Google is NOT God

Todd Neel

10/9/2024

Google Navigation does NOT

lead me down the road less traveled.

Why am I following this line of cars

through all these obscure

turns and weird roads,

and why is there a line behind me?

Are these all local people,

and they all know the shortcuts?

Is this a conspiracy?

Is Elon Musk flying

Starlink satellites over us,

having a good chuckle

playing us on his

little video screen?

You took me to Rossland when I wanted to go to Nelson.

Can I forgive you?

You promised that I would arrive in Coeur d’Alene by

8:32, then 8:43, then 8:55, and now 9:07 …

How can I trust you again?

Google is NOT God!

OH!

The moon is in my windscreen!

not my video screen.

Beautiful!

Is it really real?

Not a heads-up display

projected on my windshield?

Google can’t make that go away!

Wait, Google made me turn left

on Williams Lake Road … Where’s the moon?

Why this weird road?

I want to go home!

I want the moon back!